As you climb up the social ladder, people become less and less funny. Wealthy people have a poorer sense of humour, while poorer people are usually hilarious.
Most modern adults are less equipped to survive in the wilderness alone than average 10-year-olds from 200 years ago.
If someone from only 100 years ago walked into a modern grocery store, they'd be absolutely floored for what is available to purchase.
If Wylie Coyote could afford all of that high end gear, why didn't he just go buy dinner
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The way you feel/felt about your parents having sex is probably the same way they would react when they think about you having sex.
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Animals evolved to have wings so they could fly from predators, and peppers evolved to have heat to protect themselves. Humans combined them to create a delicacy.
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A bb gun would probably be more useful in an urban survival situation than a real gun
If dogs/fish can't feel certain emotions, maybe there are emotions that we can't experience.
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Japan, a country that's severely against drug use, has a lot of content that someone on drugs would create
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The sound of a dog licking itself is one of the most universally hated sounds.
No one cleans a house faster then a dude expecting to get laid, or a woman releasing anger.
As a husband on his first marriage, calling your spouse your ‘first wife’ is both accurate and dangerous
If trains were known as iron horses, then it seems reasonable to describe a horse as a meat train
Moon is catfishing us by using real sunlight as a filter to look more pretty
A Christmas song has probably been the soundtrack to more lethal car accidents than any other song.
You can tell Snoop Dog and Martha Stewart's friendship is genuine because they don't make as much money off of it as they could.