Instead of colorizing old photos, in the future we’ll be removing dumb filters

Once we achieve colonization of other planets, we will have many 'World Records'.

Cheesecake has no characteristics of a cake but all the characteristics of a pie

If you had 2 people with an innie and outie belly button they could have belly button sex

Your past self adores you, while your future self cringes at you.

Co-workers in movies are also co-workers in real life.

Homophobes aren't afraid of gay people, they're afraid of being gay.

If you’re immortal, everything that happens will eventually be in the first half of your life.

If Woody died, Andy wouldn't have realised and would've carried on playing with his corpse.

Ban is short for banish.

The students that went to school with Harry Potter probably ended up shitty wizards due to all the distractions and crazy stuff that happened through the years.

Going to the gym makes you a fat loser.

There isn’t one thing that every human on the planet can agree on

As you climb up the social ladder, people become less and less funny. Wealthy people have a poorer sense of humour, while poorer people are usually hilarious.

Most modern adults are less equipped to survive in the wilderness alone than average 10-year-olds from 200 years ago.

A lot of people are not aware of updates to driving laws.

If someone from only 100 years ago walked into a modern grocery store, they'd be absolutely floored for what is available to purchase.

It’s not the roof of your mouth, it’s the ceiling.

If Wylie Coyote could afford all of that high end gear, why didn't he just go buy dinner

The way you feel/felt about your parents having sex is probably the same way they would react when they think about you having sex.

Animals evolved to have wings so they could fly from predators, and peppers evolved to have heat to protect themselves. Humans combined them to create a delicacy.