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Useless facts are the most interesting facts
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You've probably met a person who's going to be alive in 2100.
Sex is great, it relieves stress and a great workout, people who relate sex with corrupt or dirty mind is ridiculous.
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Tons of marriages and relationships could be saved if people stopped comparing themselves to fake happiness on social media.
You can do Morse code with your penis inside someone by making it twitch. You can probably also do it with your vagina too.
Caillou is the biggest advertising campaign, that condom companies never asked for.
Bycicles are under valued on zombies apocalypses
If you don't stop smoking, smoking will eventually stop you.
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None of us consented to being born
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Someone with good drawing ability can make nude drawing of his/her crush and jerk off to it
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Seven billion people don’t even know you exist.
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Your wife is your ex-girlfriend...
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There's a surprisingly low amount of Adam and Eve porn.
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Classic cars only look better than modern cars, because we trashed the ugly ones and kept the cool ones.
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Anything that flies is a UFO if you're dumb enough.
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Using a wooden dildo is cross-species necrophilia
Someone around the world is begging to have the life you’re living.
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Carrying pizza in public always looks like you’re showing off.
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If you switch to to the other side of the street to avoid bumping into someone you don't want to talk to, you're the chicken who crossed the road
People enjoy watching other people having sex, but don't really like watching people do anything else intimate...there's no cuddlehub or makeouthub.
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Humans drink milk that is intended to grow a baby cow into an animal that weighs 1500 pounds