Queen Elizabeth saw the palace outfitted with radio, then TV, VCR'S, then CDs and DVDs, dial up internet and wireless internet, and probably a brief laser-disc period in there too.
If you could smell the porn you’re watching, you would lose your boner.
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People don't like you if you are either too perfect or too imperfect, meaning there is a perfect balance of imperfections and perfections which you must maintain in order to be likeable.
Privilege is not an abundance of opportunity, it’s an absence of obstacles
You can watch a video about food while shitting, but you can’t watch a video about shit while eating.
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Knowing that members of your family are successful in porn would make browsing porn sites nerve wracking.
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Your fingers can tell the difference in thickness between 1 and 2 coffee filters, a matter of microns, but can't type out a sentence on a smartphone without making a mistake
Somehow, mankind collectively decided that consuming bee vomit is entirely acceptable. But no other kind.
If Gen Z and Milenials work together, we could automate everything and make every future generation, across the world, have the chance to pursue their actual dreams. That's dope.
If you’re naked in public, it’s probably a better idea to cover your face than your genitals
Jedis could simply turn off their opponents' lightsabers by force pressing the button.
Paper actually has six sides, but you don’t realize in till you start stacking it.
If a teacher goes to work high, that makes them a high school teacher regardless of the grade level they teach.
The voice in our head is more fluent in English than when we speak it
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The internet was meant to bring people closer together, but it's done exactly the opposite.
If you see Gordon Ramsay in the same restaurant as you, you either have great taste or horrible taste.
There’s nothing more annoying than having to sit through an ad for a service you already pay for.