the mind could have a memory limit, just no one has lived long enough to reach it.

If reincarnation is real, it’s possible that you studied yourself in school, or saw your ancient skeleton in a museum.

Babies are the most expensive thing you get for free

The world doesn't give a fuck if you work 40 hrs, 80 hrs or 10000hrs a week. You're paid according to how hard you're to replace.

A lot of strange cave drawings were probably done by kids or teenagers with bad drawing skills

Choosing a username makes you realise that you're not as unique as you thought you were.

The brighter everyone's headlights are, the less everyone can actually see.

Somewhere out there in the world, somebody has your dream job that they really hate

Everyone posting their impressive Spotify wraps clearly don’t have children.

We think ourselves superior to birds, but they can fly, give birth while skipping pregnancy, and never have to go to the dentist

Supervillain is a job and superhero is not, because superheroes don't get paid but villains do.

All vehicles in video games are electric

SIX without S is 9.

Supervillains indirectly achieve their goal of destroying the city when they fight with the Superhero

One of your ancestors was alive during every historical event you've ever heard of

Using auto-start on a car greatly decreases odds of dying by a car bomb

Half the fun of petting a dog is stopping….then you get to see their tail wagging and they come back for more, and you know they love it.

There is an easy way to tell if you're old; Can you remember the times when news reports used to end on an uplifting story. If yes... you're old.

If you tried to write out the entire number Pi, ie 3.14159…, no matter how many digits you write, you are still closer to the beginning of the number than the end.

Seems that GenX has been largely forgotten as most things only mention boomers and millennials.

Walking is so complex we take a year or two of strength and dexterity training to do the basics