Not everyone can make 5 million dollars, but almost everyone could easily cause 5 million dollars of damage
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People laugh at animal matting rituals then go around bleaching their assholes
Children are probably unwittingly the cause of a significant amount of the spread of dandelion plants
Cake decorators are probably better than average at putting toothpaste on a toothbrush.
It’s weird that there’s so much emphasis on standardized exams in school, but once you graduate, no could care less about them.
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If Will Smith had accepted the role of Neo in the Matrix in 1999, an entire generation would know all the lyrics to a Matrix-inspired rap song.
There isn't a way for you to fail as a designer for Christmas sweaters, either the design is good and thus a successfully designed sweater, or it's hideous, and thus a successfully designed ugly Christmas sweater design.
the mind could have a memory limit, just no one has lived long enough to reach it.
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If reincarnation is real, it’s possible that you studied yourself in school, or saw your ancient skeleton in a museum.
The world doesn't give a fuck if you work 40 hrs, 80 hrs or 10000hrs a week. You're paid according to how hard you're to replace.
A lot of strange cave drawings were probably done by kids or teenagers with bad drawing skills
Choosing a username makes you realise that you're not as unique as you thought you were.
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The brighter everyone's headlights are, the less everyone can actually see.
Somewhere out there in the world, somebody has your dream job that they really hate
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Everyone posting their impressive Spotify wraps clearly don’t have children.
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We think ourselves superior to birds, but they can fly, give birth while skipping pregnancy, and never have to go to the dentist
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Supervillain is a job and superhero is not, because superheroes don't get paid but villains do.
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