Game of Thrones taught us not to invest too much in characters, but ultimately not to invest too much in TV shows as well, because they can also die meaningless and untimely deaths.

Not everyone can make 5 million dollars, but almost everyone could easily cause 5 million dollars of damage

People laugh at animal matting rituals then go around bleaching their assholes

Children are probably unwittingly the cause of a significant amount of the spread of dandelion plants

Cake decorators are probably better than average at putting toothpaste on a toothbrush.

It’s weird that there’s so much emphasis on standardized exams in school, but once you graduate, no could care less about them.

Single people don’t have to get farted on all night.

If Will Smith had accepted the role of Neo in the Matrix in 1999, an entire generation would know all the lyrics to a Matrix-inspired rap song.

There isn't a way for you to fail as a designer for Christmas sweaters, either the design is good and thus a successfully designed sweater, or it's hideous, and thus a successfully designed ugly Christmas sweater design.

All men, despite sexuality, enjoy playing with a penis.

the mind could have a memory limit, just no one has lived long enough to reach it.

If reincarnation is real, it’s possible that you studied yourself in school, or saw your ancient skeleton in a museum.

Babies are the most expensive thing you get for free

The world doesn't give a fuck if you work 40 hrs, 80 hrs or 10000hrs a week. You're paid according to how hard you're to replace.

A lot of strange cave drawings were probably done by kids or teenagers with bad drawing skills

Choosing a username makes you realise that you're not as unique as you thought you were.

The brighter everyone's headlights are, the less everyone can actually see.

Somewhere out there in the world, somebody has your dream job that they really hate

Everyone posting their impressive Spotify wraps clearly don’t have children.

We think ourselves superior to birds, but they can fly, give birth while skipping pregnancy, and never have to go to the dentist

Supervillain is a job and superhero is not, because superheroes don't get paid but villains do.