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When a dog licks it’s own penis it is normal but when a human does it , it is impressive
You wake up after dying in a dream, because your brain doesn't know what happens after death...
Most bomb defusal in action movies could be prevented if the villain use the same color for all of the bombs’ cables.
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If Hell really is below us in the fiery bowels of Earth , then everybody who has gone there is actually helping keep us all safe by doing that whole eternal burning thing, which keeps the core hot and rotating, and gives us a magnetic field that protects the living from radiation.
Since the first bigfoot sightings were after Harry Houdini's death, he may be performing his best magic trick by faking his death and pretending to be bigfoot.
Pornhub needs to do a Spotify type list at the end of the year.
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If we had 4 arms that were functional and practical, we still would want more arms.
A lot of us are probably still Β« it Β» from at least one tag game and will remain for life.
Game of Thrones taught us not to invest too much in characters, but ultimately not to invest too much in TV shows as well, because they can also die meaningless and untimely deaths.
Not everyone can make 5 million dollars, but almost everyone could easily cause 5 million dollars of damage
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People laugh at animal matting rituals then go around bleaching their assholes
Children are probably unwittingly the cause of a significant amount of the spread of dandelion plants
Cake decorators are probably better than average at putting toothpaste on a toothbrush.
It’s weird that there’s so much emphasis on standardized exams in school, but once you graduate, no could care less about them.
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Single people don’t have to get farted on all night.
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If Will Smith had accepted the role of Neo in the Matrix in 1999, an entire generation would know all the lyrics to a Matrix-inspired rap song.
There isn't a way for you to fail as a designer for Christmas sweaters, either the design is good and thus a successfully designed sweater, or it's hideous, and thus a successfully designed ugly Christmas sweater design.
All men, despite sexuality, enjoy playing with a penis.
the mind could have a memory limit, just no one has lived long enough to reach it.
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If reincarnation is real, it’s possible that you studied yourself in school, or saw your ancient skeleton in a museum.
Babies are the most expensive thing you get for free
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