Somebody’s mom has probably used you as a bad example to their kid

The human population is so large that no matter what casual hobby you have, there is likely someone who is an expert at it

The Simpsons didn't predict the future, it's just that we are ruining our future so much that it seems like a satire cartoon

Christmas is the only birthday when the focus is not on the person who was born.

Today’s date is the exact same backwards. 12/1/21

Odds are, someone has a crush on you. Therefore, odds are that someone you know is masturbating to you on a regular basis.

Everyone argues about pizza toppings but it’s the quality of the dough, cheese, and sauce that makes the pizza good or not.

When a dog licks it’s own penis it is normal but when a human does it , it is impressive

You wake up after dying in a dream, because your brain doesn't know what happens after death...

Most bomb defusal in action movies could be prevented if the villain use the same color for all of the bombs’ cables.

If Hell really is below us in the fiery bowels of Earth , then everybody who has gone there is actually helping keep us all safe by doing that whole eternal burning thing, which keeps the core hot and rotating, and gives us a magnetic field that protects the living from radiation.

Since the first bigfoot sightings were after Harry Houdini's death, he may be performing his best magic trick by faking his death and pretending to be bigfoot.

Pornhub needs to do a Spotify type list at the end of the year.

If we had 4 arms that were functional and practical, we still would want more arms.

A lot of us are probably still « it » from at least one tag game and will remain for life.

Game of Thrones taught us not to invest too much in characters, but ultimately not to invest too much in TV shows as well, because they can also die meaningless and untimely deaths.

Not everyone can make 5 million dollars, but almost everyone could easily cause 5 million dollars of damage

People laugh at animal matting rituals then go around bleaching their assholes

Children are probably unwittingly the cause of a significant amount of the spread of dandelion plants

Cake decorators are probably better than average at putting toothpaste on a toothbrush.

It’s weird that there’s so much emphasis on standardized exams in school, but once you graduate, no could care less about them.