Deaf people are probably the ones that moan the loudest.

If recorded history goes back about 5 millennium, and modern humans originated about 200 thousand years ago. What the fuck were we doing those other 195 thousand years.

The most shocking part of switching bodies would probably be the taste in your mouth.

In 1989 Keanu Reeves told us to “Be excellent to each other” and has done exactly that for the past 32 years

The fact that people named Richard go by Dick is so random.

Maturity is realising you don't need to respond to every troll

If the marketing budget of "RAID Shadow Legends" was instead spent on development, it probably would have been a fantastic game.

The world is going to smell very different once electric vehicles become commonplace

"Smart" is the new "2000" of lame product naming.

Someday, someone, somewhere will be the last person to be Rick Rolled. It will be a sad day for humanity.

Most of the people labeling others as “sheep” worship a shepherd.

Winning the lottery is a faster way to find long lost relatives than an AncestryDNA test.

If we married whoever is smarter instead of whoever is more attractive, humanity would have advanced much quicker.

Raw tuna is one of the most expensive fish in the world while canned tuna is one of the least expensive fish in the world

Drinking 8 x glasses of water a day as per medical recommendations requires real effort. Drinking 8 x alcoholic drinks on a night out with friends takes no effort at all.

Every knife is a butter knife. Butter isn’t that tough.

In a way, everything we drink is flavored water.

We can spell 'opinion' as 'opiñon'.

we have machines that detect stuff billions of light years away but we don't have microwaves with an option to turn off the beeps

The world's greatest barber is the only person who can't get the world's greatest haircut.

The better a woman looks in her clothes, the more you want to remove them