Man, don't be hard on yourself. Because no one will be there for you always. And when it's 2 am nobody will be there for you but yourself. So please do make sure you always treat yourself better. <33
Around good people, it feels like you can do anything. Around bad people, everything feels like an uphill battle.
The average porn viewer is a straight male. Most porn has cocks. Thus, the average straight male has looked at a hell of a lot of cocks.
As a billionaire it makes complete sense to waste money on space travel as opposed to wasting it on taxes.
Good and bad are both good if you add ass. But smart and dumb are both bad if you add ass.
Everyone has a wild and irresponsible thing they want to do if they become rich, but people are angry that billionaires are doing wild and irresponsible things.
The day Idiocracy switches from a comedy to a documentary is rapidly approaching.
If we ever send a rocket to intercept an incoming asteroid impact, the fuel, made from decomposed dinosaurs, and essentially will enable them to exact revenge.
Asking a coworker to grab a pint after work implies beer and not ice cream. Tragic.
Our weight is under our control but our height isn't, yet it is inappropriate to fat-shame but okay to height-shame
If Repunzels hair was long enough to let someone climb up it, she could have just tied it to something in her tower, brought something to cut it, and climbed down herself.
Our grandparents never knew the joy of discussing their favorite topics online with people named fishfucker69 and isuckcockforglory.
Our brains could really use a 'reboot' button to free up some RAM and kill some of those useless background processes hogging all the CPU power.
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