We classify anorexia and bulimia as "eating disorders", but we don't classify being overweight as an "eating disorder".

Adults are probably spanked more than children nowadays.

Considering that the meteor that killed the dinosaurs created an explosion that threw parts of the earth into space, it's likely that there are dinosaur remains in other parts of the galaxy.

Replacing mobile game adds with missing persons info would probably work better then using tv

Most people aren't actually afraid of death, they're afraid of pain.

Being around a bunch people who don’t give a shit about you is lonelier than being by yourself.

Blowjobs must be a tense affair in Cannibalistic societies.

Your tongue is never comfortable in your mouth and your ballsack is never comfortable between your legs.

Everyone is walking around with varying amounts of poo and pee

Women who give birth to boys technically grew some balls

A corrupt cop is an undercover criminal

Spider-Man almost certainly has auto-rotate turned off on his phone.

Telling someone he has fat balls is an insult, telling someone he has big balls is often a compliment.

If you're 30, you've spent 10 years of your life sleeping.

Mankind will become extinct not from lack of food or water but lack of empathy.

Because dead animals eventually decompose into fertilizer, it is possible to have beef-fed grass.

The cloning facility in Star Wars is an infinite source of food for cannibals.

If Garbage trucks play music like ice cream trucks then you can hear them coming and you won’t forgot to roll your trash bin out.

If everyone in the world played in a single elimination Rock Paper Scissors tournament, the winner would only have to play 33 games

Nothing feels better than sleeping in, but nothing feels worse than waking up late

Farting on your period is such a dangerous game