It's a lot weirder to angrily yell 'ovaries!' than to yell 'bollocks!'
Since boys can’t get into the girls dorm, but girls can get into the boys dorm, Dumbledore probably believes boys can’t be raped.
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The law of evolution is actually "survival of the good enough", not "survival of the fittest".
We are closer to the size of an atom then we are of the largest objects of the universe
All the blood you have comes from your pumping heart. Your penis swells from blood. Therefor if she asks a gift that come from your heart. Giving her the D is a legit gift.
All these staffing shortages are great. Making it clear we won’t work for starvation wages might actually cause some changes
People are starting to not remember that the 12V port on your car is a cigarette lighter port
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More people would probably enjoy Shakespeare as adults if they hadn't been forced to study it as children.
when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that's love, unconditional.
Paying for hats and clothing with a brand logo on it is weird to me, it's like getting a sponsorship deal but you owe them money.
A diss track is usually just two grown men in separate rooms writing poems about each other
We classify anorexia and bulimia as "eating disorders", but we don't classify being overweight as an "eating disorder".
Considering that the meteor that killed the dinosaurs created an explosion that threw parts of the earth into space, it's likely that there are dinosaur remains in other parts of the galaxy.
Replacing mobile game adds with missing persons info would probably work better then using tv
Most people aren't actually afraid of death, they're afraid of pain.
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Being around a bunch people who don’t give a shit about you is lonelier than being by yourself.
Your tongue is never comfortable in your mouth and your ballsack is never comfortable between your legs.