Food goes into your body between your cheeks and then eventually comes out between your other cheeks.

Spiders move their legs by increasing or decreasing the amount of blood pressure inside them, similar to a penis getting erect, meaning spiders walk around on eight penises

We went from a ton of games based on movies, to a bunch of movies based on games.

You can shovel with a shovel, rake with a rake, but you can't broom with a broom.

If humans had tails, we'd almost certainly use them to fuck ourselves with.

It's a lot weirder to angrily yell 'ovaries!' than to yell 'bollocks!'

Since boys can’t get into the girls dorm, but girls can get into the boys dorm, Dumbledore probably believes boys can’t be raped.

The law of evolution is actually "survival of the good enough", not "survival of the fittest".

We are closer to the size of an atom then we are of the largest objects of the universe

All the blood you have comes from your pumping heart. Your penis swells from blood. Therefor if she asks a gift that come from your heart. Giving her the D is a legit gift.

PornHub in the Star Wars universe would have millions of categories

All these staffing shortages are great. Making it clear we won’t work for starvation wages might actually cause some changes

People are starting to not remember that the 12V port on your car is a cigarette lighter port

Eating grapes with milk is trashy but wine with cheese is classy.

More people would probably enjoy Shakespeare as adults if they hadn't been forced to study it as children.

when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that's love, unconditional.

Paying for hats and clothing with a brand logo on it is weird to me, it's like getting a sponsorship deal but you owe them money.

A diss track is usually just two grown men in separate rooms writing poems about each other

We classify anorexia and bulimia as "eating disorders", but we don't classify being overweight as an "eating disorder".

Adults are probably spanked more than children nowadays.

Considering that the meteor that killed the dinosaurs created an explosion that threw parts of the earth into space, it's likely that there are dinosaur remains in other parts of the galaxy.