Clogging toilets would have been something Andre the giant struggled with everywhere he went

If the “Heartbeat bill” causes mass numbers of women to abstain from sex, the bill would get overturned in a year.

Your parents told you to not talk to strangers, yet here we are.

The word “mirror” would make more sense if it was a palindrome

If pubic hair grew all the way to the tip of the penis, we would not be getting as many BJ's

Dating apps probably hide our most compatible matches in order to retain our business

If water would always taste like 3AM water, soda companies would go bankrupt.

You know you're getting old when there is a past version of yourself you wouldn't almost definitely beat in a fight.

Fire-drills are effective because when a real fire happens the majority of people assume it's a drill and act calm. Calmness is the most important part of evacuation, as it eliminates trampling, overcrowding of blocked exits, and clear thinking.

Flies don't really exist in movies unless they're important to the plot or to annoy someone who's emotionally unstable.

Earthquakes were a lot less dangerous when we didn't have buildings.

Food always tastes better when somebody else makes it

Many women take "girl" as a compliment while many men take "boy" as an belittling insult.

The Joker is a really cool character, but Guys that characterize themselves as The Joker are not.

Humans are the only animals in Russia that know a kangaroo exists

Whether you believe in astrology or not says a lot more about you than your actual sign does

Stars being so far apart and space travel capped at light speed may be to prevent cross-contamination, like separate cosmic petri dishes.

Millennials are the only generation good at texting with the number pad.

Toddlers are the most consistently violent subgroup of the population.

Papercuts are proof that little things can matter a lot.

Of all the animals that breathe air, humans are probably the only ones who test how long they can hold their breath just for funsies.