The British Empire tried to conquer the world to have all the spices, but never used any of them.
It's pretty weird how we expect video games to allow us to jump as if it's a necessary feature, while we barely do any jumping in real life.
Cutting your finger while chopping onions puts you 2/3rds of the way in pouring your blood, sweat and tears in a dish.
With all the deepfakes and art producing AI out there, we could really use new Bob Ross episodes.
The most annoying part about being an adult is that you're still a child and you basically have to be your own parent.
"Perhaps the journey of becoming your higher self is not about becoming anything, but about unbecoming everything you were told to be in the first place."
When told that "gullible" was written on the ceiling, a gullible person would take their word for it, whereas a skeptical person would look up and check.
As little kids we don’t pay attention to people’s skin colors or sexualizes we just thought people where people
As a young adult, you discover you can eat a whole box of cookies in bed at 2 am, and no one can stop you! As an adult, you recognize that you probably shouldn’t.
It’s incredible how much faster you can read something if you actually enjoy what you are reading
Being an adult is buying an expensive knife set and realising you only use one of the knives for everything
Once there's more money to be made off of saving the world rather than killing it, things on Earth will change for the better.
Electric heaters are the only device to actually have 100% energy efficiency because "losing" energy as heat is what it's supposed to do
“Part of a complete breakfast'' is a nice way of saying “not a complete breakfast”.