Your the only one that could know all the bad things you’ve done so other people probably think you’re a better person than you actually are.
If you are British and you sell your organs you can both gain pounds and lose pounds
Humans tend to do the most atrocious acts when they believe they are doing the right thing.
If nuclear weapons just stopped working tomorrow, it wouldn't result in world peace; it would just result in the return to constant large wars just like before nuclear weapons.
Hanging out with somebody 10 years younger than you makes you realize how old you really are.
We associate hot with red and cold with blue, but blue stars are hotter than red stars
Giving a bunch of condoms to Olympic athletes has to be the exact opposite of natural selection.
We have earplugs to protect our hearing. We have Safety glasses to protect our eyesight. Yet, we don’t have anything to protect our tastebuds from a molten pizza roll..
Someone will do something embarassing in front of you and you'll quickly forget about it, but you'll embarrass yourself in front of someone and agonise over it for the next 10 years.
The British Empire tried to conquer the world to have all the spices, but never used any of them.
It's pretty weird how we expect video games to allow us to jump as if it's a necessary feature, while we barely do any jumping in real life.
Cutting your finger while chopping onions puts you 2/3rds of the way in pouring your blood, sweat and tears in a dish.
With all the deepfakes and art producing AI out there, we could really use new Bob Ross episodes.
The most annoying part about being an adult is that you're still a child and you basically have to be your own parent.