Being bored in your own house is somehow better than being bored at someone else's house.
If we are 3-dimensional beings, and have 2-dimensional shadows, our shadows could very well have a one-dimensional shadow, and we could also be shadows pf a 4-dimensional beings.
We’re lucky spiders prefer ceilings and dark corners over warm beds and covers
Chances are high that at some point someone masturbated while thinking about you.
People probably get reminded about ducks way more often since autocomplete was invented
The only difference between swimsuits and underwear is consent to se them.
Your microwave will impatiently beep every thirty seconds as your food safely cools, but your oven will quietly burn your food and then your house down.
Flat Earthers have accidentally proved the Earth is round more than Round Earthers have purposely proved the Earth is round
90% of things that get popular on social media are screenshots of posts from other social media platforms
There’s an entire generation that doesn’t know that people using their phone lights during concerts came from when people carried lighters in their pockets.
Ed Sheeran sings "Oh l, Oh l, Oh l, Oh l, l'm in love with the Shape of You". The letter U in binary is 01010101
Your the only one that could know all the bad things you’ve done so other people probably think you’re a better person than you actually are.
If you are British and you sell your organs you can both gain pounds and lose pounds
Humans tend to do the most atrocious acts when they believe they are doing the right thing.
If nuclear weapons just stopped working tomorrow, it wouldn't result in world peace; it would just result in the return to constant large wars just like before nuclear weapons.