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You can pet a pet, but you can't human a human.
Sign language could have been a language that everyone could understand provided they learn it but they decided to make several different languages of sign language
Tinder (the dating app) and tinder (the combustable material used to start fires) are both associated with matches
One day, calling it the 'gas pedal' will no longer make sense.
Someone is reading this along with you right now.
If you fake a physical or mental disorder. You probably have a different type of disorder.
People who think theyโ€™re the exception to the rules are usually the kind of people the rules were made for
A key to a healthy relationship isnโ€™t compatibility, but rather the reactions you and your partner have to incompatibilities.
If prostitution consists of trading sexual favours against something of value, then it's not prostitution that's the oldest profession, it's trading - since trading must exist for it to be prostitution.
In 100 years the internet will be full of dead accounts
Liking a piece of art and being totally unaware of what people on social media think about it is one of lifeโ€™s greatest pleasures.
There are so many people not reaching their full potential because they believe the toxic people who have put them down.
If you sat on your own Voodoo doll, you'd never be able to get back up.
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Scarecrows are the oldest example of technology stealing people's jobs.
Being bored in your own house is somehow better than being bored at someone else's house.
If we are 3-dimensional beings, and have 2-dimensional shadows, our shadows could very well have a one-dimensional shadow, and we could also be shadows pf a 4-dimensional beings.
Weโ€™re lucky spiders prefer ceilings and dark corners over warm beds and covers
Chances are high that at some point someone masturbated while thinking about you.
People probably get reminded about ducks way more often since autocomplete was invented
At least one person has thought of killing you.
Cereal is a bread salad with milk dressing