People starting new hobbies later in life are awesome. Like after all of these years, they’re still going out there and exploring new things instead of remaining stagnant.
It’s much easier to tell when someone is attracted to you when you aren’t attracted to them
If someone’s wearing a $30,000 watch they’re either really good or really bad with money.
If DuckDuckGo search engine becomes popular enough to make “Duck It” a verb. Then, autocorrect will be right wayyy more often.
Saying "There is plenty of fish in the sea" is becoming less accurate and saying "There is plenty of trash in the sea" increasingly makes more sense as an idiom for dating.
If everyone on earth asked others to "cite sources or provide peer reviewed evidence" when disagreeing with others, we would probably end 90% of human stupidity almost overnight, because folks come to realise that there is ZERO proof for their asinine claims.
Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.
X is simultaneously the coolest and most useless letter of the alphabet.
A porn addiction is the only addiction where beating it is more of a problem than a solution.
Sign language could have been a language that everyone could understand provided they learn it but they decided to make several different languages of sign language
Tinder (the dating app) and tinder (the combustable material used to start fires) are both associated with matches
If you fake a physical or mental disorder. You probably have a different type of disorder.
People who think they’re the exception to the rules are usually the kind of people the rules were made for
A key to a healthy relationship isn’t compatibility, but rather the reactions you and your partner have to incompatibilities.
If prostitution consists of trading sexual favours against something of value, then it's not prostitution that's the oldest profession, it's trading - since trading must exist for it to be prostitution.