If a billionaire put all of their money into one of those shitty .5% interest rate savings accounts that we all think are worthless, they’d make $5 mil in interest the first year.
Dogs probably think they have a 100% success rate protecting the house from the mailman.
Remembering an event which may have happened in the past, not sure if it actually happened or you were just dreaming is actually quite a trippy experience.
Pornography is probably the only content you can start viewing at any point of it's duration and still get the full intended experience from it's creators.
Most people aren't scared of being alone in the dark — they're scared of not being alone in the dark
People starting new hobbies later in life are awesome. Like after all of these years, they’re still going out there and exploring new things instead of remaining stagnant.
It’s much easier to tell when someone is attracted to you when you aren’t attracted to them
If someone’s wearing a $30,000 watch they’re either really good or really bad with money.
If DuckDuckGo search engine becomes popular enough to make “Duck It” a verb. Then, autocorrect will be right wayyy more often.
Saying "There is plenty of fish in the sea" is becoming less accurate and saying "There is plenty of trash in the sea" increasingly makes more sense as an idiom for dating.
If everyone on earth asked others to "cite sources or provide peer reviewed evidence" when disagreeing with others, we would probably end 90% of human stupidity almost overnight, because folks come to realise that there is ZERO proof for their asinine claims.
Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.
X is simultaneously the coolest and most useless letter of the alphabet.
A porn addiction is the only addiction where beating it is more of a problem than a solution.
Sign language could have been a language that everyone could understand provided they learn it but they decided to make several different languages of sign language