Orwell's 1984 was written as a warning, but for too many, turned out to be an instruction book.
Yoda's version of the old joke of "why is six scared of seven" is "why is 5 scared of seven?" Because 6, 7 8
Peeling a hard-boiled egg has the potential to be incredibly satisfying or incredibly infuriating.
Since female mosquitoes drink our blood in order to lay eggs, you are technically blood related to a lot of mosquitoes.
If you add a ;) after any normal sentence, it changes the meaning of the sentence completely.
Breaking down what you purchase by how many hours of work you have to do to afford the item is depressing as hell
The push to make the world more wheelchair accessible could just be a plot by Daleks.
Humans can’t even live in harmony between each other yet we think extraterrestrial contact would go well
If a billionaire put all of their money into one of those shitty .5% interest rate savings accounts that we all think are worthless, they’d make $5 mil in interest the first year.
Dogs probably think they have a 100% success rate protecting the house from the mailman.
Remembering an event which may have happened in the past, not sure if it actually happened or you were just dreaming is actually quite a trippy experience.
Pornography is probably the only content you can start viewing at any point of it's duration and still get the full intended experience from it's creators.
Most people aren't scared of being alone in the dark — they're scared of not being alone in the dark
People starting new hobbies later in life are awesome. Like after all of these years, they’re still going out there and exploring new things instead of remaining stagnant.
It’s much easier to tell when someone is attracted to you when you aren’t attracted to them