Anybody who jokes about having a big meaty cock doesn’t have a big meaty cock
The thought of sitting on a couch after a strangers naked butt touched it is disgusting, yet we use public toilets….
Calling fish meaty can be a good thing, but calling meat fishy is always a bad thing
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We can’t all be rich. If there were no poor people, or people who were less wealthy, the concept of being rich could not exist.
5 stars ratings were supposed to be symbol of "perfection" and "excellence", but instead, they are used by most as an "average" rating
Kids will never understand the poignant self satisfaction of slamming a phone down on the cradle to hang up on someone and end an angry conversation.
The more you admit when you're wrong, the more people are going to listen to you when you're right
We go to work by cars each day taking the same route but almost never encounter same cars along the way
If you ever think you've had an original thought, a quick Google search will put you in your place.
If we didn't tip waiters, restaurants would have to pay them a livable wage
People criticize others for following the crowd by comparing them to sheep, but typically the sheep that get eaten by predators are the ones who strayed away from the herd
Astonishing that after 4,000 years, simple locks and keys still prevent unwanted entry so effectively.
Human bodies are awful traders: you give them food, they'll give you shit in return
Ibuprofen and caffeine are the drugs of choice when you’re in your 40s.
It's weird how Harry would come back covered in mud from quidditch pratice, considering that's a sport played on flying brooms over a grass field
It's not your fault you're born dumb, but it is your fault if you die dumb
We have sexualized female breasts, but some men have larger breasts than women, and are not sexualized