An AI passing the Turing test is a lot less scary than one intentionally failing it.
People would probably read more than just headlines if excessive ads and paywalls didnโt make online articles so inaccessible and difficult to read
Since Hasbro gave themselves the only rights to sell Monopoly, they have a monopoly over monopoly
We always refer to things being โon fireโ when in reality fire is always the one on things.
Saying โYou do youโ is the same as saying โGo f*** yourselfโ.
Anybody who jokes about having a big meaty cock doesnโt have a big meaty cock
The thought of sitting on a couch after a strangers naked butt touched it is disgusting, yet we use public toiletsโฆ.
Calling fish meaty can be a good thing, but calling meat fishy is always a bad thing
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We canโt all be rich. If there were no poor people, or people who were less wealthy, the concept of being rich could not exist.
5 stars ratings were supposed to be symbol of "perfection" and "excellence", but instead, they are used by most as an "average" rating
Kids will never understand the poignant self satisfaction of slamming a phone down on the cradle to hang up on someone and end an angry conversation.
The more you admit when you're wrong, the more people are going to listen to you when you're right
We go to work by cars each day taking the same route but almost never encounter same cars along the way
If you ever think you've had an original thought, a quick Google search will put you in your place.
If we didn't tip waiters, restaurants would have to pay them a livable wage
People criticize others for following the crowd by comparing them to sheep, but typically the sheep that get eaten by predators are the ones who strayed away from the herd
โFuck offโ backwards is still fuck off, but in an Irish accent.
Astonishing that after 4,000 years, simple locks and keys still prevent unwanted entry so effectively.