biting your tongue is an example of how things can go wrong even with years of experience
A country's flag is technically their logo, and the national anthem is their theme song.
An everything bagel is proof that you can seemingly have it all and still have a hole inside you
People who believe in astrology must not believe in a fetus being alive even one day before birth, because the day of birth is used in charting.
If the designer of the basketball hoop made it even an Inch bigger, thousands of shots would have gone in that didn’t
It's 2021 and car designers still haven't realized that everyone needs a garbage can in their cars.
“Getting head” for a human vs a mantis are *wildly* different things, and yet both still describe a consensual sex act.
An AI passing the Turing test is a lot less scary than one intentionally failing it.
People would probably read more than just headlines if excessive ads and paywalls didn’t make online articles so inaccessible and difficult to read
Since Hasbro gave themselves the only rights to sell Monopoly, they have a monopoly over monopoly
We always refer to things being “on fire” when in reality fire is always the one on things.
Anybody who jokes about having a big meaty cock doesn’t have a big meaty cock
The thought of sitting on a couch after a strangers naked butt touched it is disgusting, yet we use public toilets….
Calling fish meaty can be a good thing, but calling meat fishy is always a bad thing
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We can’t all be rich. If there were no poor people, or people who were less wealthy, the concept of being rich could not exist.
5 stars ratings were supposed to be symbol of "perfection" and "excellence", but instead, they are used by most as an "average" rating
Kids will never understand the poignant self satisfaction of slamming a phone down on the cradle to hang up on someone and end an angry conversation.
The more you admit when you're wrong, the more people are going to listen to you when you're right