You can legally kick out your own child at 18 with nothing, but be forced to take care of another adult you want nothing to do with after divorce
The moral of the entire Batman mythos is that you never spare the kid.
Uncle sam was so effective because the main thing men want is to be wanted.
After 2019, any zombie movie that’s released will probably feature deniers, conspiracy theorists, and maybe even anti-science fringe groups. For authenticity.
It’s sadly ironic, that while a book and coffee is a wonderful combination, few things ruin a book faster than spilled coffee.
Only two years ago the stupidest people you’d ever heard of were flat earthers.
biting your tongue is an example of how things can go wrong even with years of experience
A country's flag is technically their logo, and the national anthem is their theme song.
An everything bagel is proof that you can seemingly have it all and still have a hole inside you
People who believe in astrology must not believe in a fetus being alive even one day before birth, because the day of birth is used in charting.
If the designer of the basketball hoop made it even an Inch bigger, thousands of shots would have gone in that didn’t
It's 2021 and car designers still haven't realized that everyone needs a garbage can in their cars.
“Getting head” for a human vs a mantis are *wildly* different things, and yet both still describe a consensual sex act.
An AI passing the Turing test is a lot less scary than one intentionally failing it.
People would probably read more than just headlines if excessive ads and paywalls didn’t make online articles so inaccessible and difficult to read
Since Hasbro gave themselves the only rights to sell Monopoly, they have a monopoly over monopoly
We always refer to things being “on fire” when in reality fire is always the one on things.
Anybody who jokes about having a big meaty cock doesn’t have a big meaty cock