Most people may not remember her that way, but Cinderella was a strong female character. She dealt with an abusive family and didn't get trapped in the victimhood mentality.

The real moral of the "Tortoise and the Hare" isn't "slow and steady wins the race," it's "arrogance loses the race."

Crouching repeatedly in video games is probably one of the most recognised and universally accepted gestures of peace.

Mark Twain's lighthearted quip that "everyone talks about the weather but nobody does anything about it" gets increasingly ominous with every year.

Falling asleep is a transition from pretending to fall asleep to no longer pretending.

Given that early humans were vulnerable to predators during sex, at some point in our history premature ejaculation must have been an evolutionary advantage.

Hearing "You're on mute" is embarrassing but not as much as hearing "You're not on mute".

As much as generations bad mouth participation trophies, they never consider that older generations invented the participation trophy.

Maybe vampires themselves started the rumor that they don't like garlic, to scare humans into consuming more garlic...thus making unwitting humans taste better.

It was biologically impossible for Edward to have sex with Bella, as he doesn’t have blood running through his veins.

Whoever invented the fire alarm chirp as a method of indicating the battery is low is an asshole.

Our ancestors probably thought masturbation was a sin, because of post nut clarity.

Sex while the car is moving will become much more common with the normalization of self-driving cars

You can legally kick out your own child at 18 with nothing, but be forced to take care of another adult you want nothing to do with after divorce

The moral of the entire Batman mythos is that you never spare the kid.

At some point everyone is forgotten after death.

Uncle sam was so effective because the main thing men want is to be wanted.

After 2019, any zombie movie that’s released will probably feature deniers, conspiracy theorists, and maybe even anti-science fringe groups. For authenticity.

It’s sadly ironic, that while a book and coffee is a wonderful combination, few things ruin a book faster than spilled coffee.

Only two years ago the stupidest people you’d ever heard of were flat earthers.

biting your tongue is an example of how things can go wrong even with years of experience