Wile E Coyote was actually rich af! He was constantly order crazy stuff off a company catalog AND having it personally delivered anywhere he was. Dude had to be ballin!
People are quick to point out how messy your car is but not how good you are at not littering.
It’s likely that over 99% of trees that you look at will be still here when you’re dead
You wear shoes to protect ur feet from the terrain but you wear socks to protect yourself from your shoes.
Since all you have to perceive the world is your senses and ultimately your brain, you have no proof that your consciousness didn’t just make up your entire life experience, including the idea of your brain itself.
We all think we're respectful and lacking prejudice until the white guy lines up for the 100m dash.
Our bodies produce so many substances..... (liquid waste, solid waste, oil, sweat, blood, hair, nails, earwax, snot, saliva, semen, tears) We really make a lot of stuff.
Never bet against science. It may not have all the answers, but it has more answers than you.
Having no entries in your browser history is more suspicious than having questionable terms in your history.
technically the lgbtq+ community can just be classified as the Q or queer community
Humans laugh at dogs for walking in circles before lying down to sleep, but will toss and turn for literal hours before finally being able to fall asleep.
Shaggy is the smartest character on Scooby Doo. With a choice of being best friends with the cool jock, the hot chick, or the brainy girl, he knows that the only real satisfaction he gets is from his dog.
Jeff Bezos could give $26.25 US to every single person on earth and still have 2 million 877 thousand dollars (US) left.
Titanic is a film about an old woman talking about some good dick she got from a homeless man in back of stranger's car .
Maybe we forget our dreams so easily because our brain doesn't want to mistake them for real memories later on.
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Considering Bruce Wayne owns Wayne Medical and Wayne Pharmaceuticals (which are branches of Wayne Enterprises). Batman is most definitely making bank by beating up criminals.
We used to go ask our neighbors when we needed a stick of butter or a couple eggs. Nowadays it seems almost unheard of to even know who our neighbors are.
It seems unlikely that Fred owned The Mystery Machine. It probably belonged to Shaggy, but Fred had to drive it because Shaggy had his license revoked for possession or a DUI
Using 'half a dozen' instead of 'six' is a good example of how complicated human beings are.