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If there was a way to count saved lives, billionaires would probably start being competitive at it, making world a better place.
Men getting their fingernails manicured is a safe sex practice
There is nothing inherently girly about color pink
When you walk into a 7-eleven you wouldnโ€™t think itโ€™s a 18 billion dollar company
Higher proportion of men than women give handjobs on a daily basis
Every English dictionary has at least one Mistake in it.
Wile E Coyote was actually rich af! He was constantly order crazy stuff off a company catalog AND having it personally delivered anywhere he was. Dude had to be ballin!
People are quick to point out how messy your car is but not how good you are at not littering.
Itโ€™s likely that over 99% of trees that you look at will be still here when youโ€™re dead
You wear shoes to protect ur feet from the terrain but you wear socks to protect yourself from your shoes.
Since all you have to perceive the world is your senses and ultimately your brain, you have no proof that your consciousness didnโ€™t just make up your entire life experience, including the idea of your brain itself.
We all think we're respectful and lacking prejudice until the white guy lines up for the 100m dash.
"Virgin", "Wanker", and "Fucker" are all insults. You just can't win.
Our bodies produce so many substances..... (liquid waste, solid waste, oil, sweat, blood, hair, nails, earwax, snot, saliva, semen, tears) We really make a lot of stuff.
Never bet against science. It may not have all the answers, but it has more answers than you.
Having no entries in your browser history is more suspicious than having questionable terms in your history.
technically the lgbtq+ community can just be classified as the Q or queer community
Humans laugh at dogs for walking in circles before lying down to sleep, but will toss and turn for literal hours before finally being able to fall asleep.
Shaggy is the smartest character on Scooby Doo. With a choice of being best friends with the cool jock, the hot chick, or the brainy girl, he knows that the only real satisfaction he gets is from his dog.
Jeff Bezos could give $26.25 US to every single person on earth and still have 2 million 877 thousand dollars (US) left.
Mountain Dew sounds far more refreshing than it actually is.
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