Graffiti is the human version of how dogs pee to mark their spot.

People who jerk off to anime/hentai are jerking off to a bunch of lines

The Dodge Charger does not come in an electric version. You can't charge a charger.

Considering calcium is a metal, we technically have a metal skeleton.

Since sign language travels at the speed of light, we purposely choose a slower form of communication so our ears have something to do.

The sun is bigger than the blue sky.

Ants can lift objects that are more than ten times of their own weight, so 50 g of ants could be sent for a bottle of beer.

Earth could be an "uncontacted tribe" in the solar system where we're left to our own accord because we're so primitive to see or understand anything beyond our bubble

As soon as we get real virtual porn (i.e., physical sensations), someone's going to use the technology for torture

Co-workers in movies are co-workers in real life

Humans are the only species that has to pay money to basically survive.

A donkey's nostril is technically an asshole.

If flowers are plant reproductive organs, it's sexual harrassment to sniff a flower.

Making Earth into Mars is probably cheaper than colonizing Mars

It's weird how some people accept that we are a species, but not that we are animals.

Al Bundy’s house was actually quite nice. Al was solidly in the middle class on a shoe salesman’s earnings.

If Mars is colonised, in generations it'll eventually develop it's own calendar to match the longer years. Having different calendars may be part of why it eventually resents and ultimately declares independence from earth.

You have to go to work tomorrow because 300 million years ago a fish walked out of a lake onto dry land