Seeing the beauty of the National Parks really shows you how badly humans have ruined the rest of the planet.
Everybody brings joy to a room. Some when they enter. Others when they leave.
The short “i” sound happens twice in the word “business”, but neither is represented by the word’s only i.
On a nightly basis our brain paralyzes our body and creates a universe to imprison our awareness in. Just normal body stuff.
Belle (Beauty and the Beast) lives in a town where people look down on her for reading books.. the only patron who openly admits to going to the shop keeps borrowing his product until he finally gives it to her. Opening a book store in that town may not have been a sound business decision.
When someone is flirting with you, they're basically just complimenting your character design
Parents have progressed from not believing what’s online to believing all internet posts are real.
If EA got attacked by ransomware, then they would have to pay to play.
If Jeff Bezos had to work in one of his own warehouses, he'd probably be fired for being unable to fill quota.
Chess player on a tournament can burn up to three times the calories than an average person in a day by just moving wooden pieces on a table and thinking. There's probably a person out there who's not really fat, just not thinking hard enough
Rick Astley probably likes us rick rolling each other because he earns quite some money from it.
Technically simon says only ends when simon says “ the game is over” so everybody are still playing simon says from their childhood
Each single person you pass by every day has a life just as complicated as yours and knows just as many different people that you do...
There is nothing stopping us from continuously adding rooms to the international space station until thousands of years in the future it completely envelopes the world..
Knowing how to swim and ride a bike is the physical equivalence of literacy.
A total solar eclipse is the natural version of the DVD waiting screen hitting the corner of the screen
Flies are too damn small to have so much confidence around big human monsters.