Harry Potter went a long way from not being able to catch a Single Letter at the Dursley's house to being the Youngest Seeker in a Century
Dogs don't really understand the entertainment value of what's on TV. So as far as they are concerned, one of our favorite things is to spend the evening sitting on the couch enjoying each other's company.
At some point in the past, someone watched an egg come out of a bird's butt and thought "I'm gonna eat that"
When you're 1 year old you celebrate your first birthday, but it's actually your second birthday. It's more like the 1st anniversary of your birthday.
If cats always land on their feet, dropping a cat in space will allow you to find the nearest planet.
Tortilla chips are a ridiculous shape, the triangle makes no sense. Normalise oval chips - they’re perfect for dipping and putting in your mouth without stabbing yourself.
Seeing the beauty of the National Parks really shows you how badly humans have ruined the rest of the planet.
Everybody brings joy to a room. Some when they enter. Others when they leave.
The short “i” sound happens twice in the word “business”, but neither is represented by the word’s only i.
On a nightly basis our brain paralyzes our body and creates a universe to imprison our awareness in. Just normal body stuff.
Belle (Beauty and the Beast) lives in a town where people look down on her for reading books.. the only patron who openly admits to going to the shop keeps borrowing his product until he finally gives it to her. Opening a book store in that town may not have been a sound business decision.
When someone is flirting with you, they're basically just complimenting your character design
Parents have progressed from not believing what’s online to believing all internet posts are real.
If EA got attacked by ransomware, then they would have to pay to play.
If Jeff Bezos had to work in one of his own warehouses, he'd probably be fired for being unable to fill quota.
Chess player on a tournament can burn up to three times the calories than an average person in a day by just moving wooden pieces on a table and thinking. There's probably a person out there who's not really fat, just not thinking hard enough