When Tony hawk dies, he will go from Tony Hawk Pro Skater to Tony Hawk Underground.
People fear prison, but in reality, prison life in most western countries is a better standard of living than billions of people free in the world have
When Christopher Walken wears custom made shoes, he must be tempted to walk around town humming: “These boots are made for Walken...”
It’s sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a mountain lion.
If you’re goofing off on your computer at work, everybody assumes you’re working. If you’re on your phone doing emails at work, everybody assumes you’re goofing off.
When thinking of ghosts in their house, everyone thinks of haunted murder victims, but no one thinks about their deceased pet just chilling with them on the couch
Music is proof you can resonate with millions without anyone actually knowing what you are saying
We spend the first half of our life worrying about the other half and then spend the second half regretting how we spent the first half.
Having people who won't listen to you around is lonelier than having no one
One of the most awkward and unnatural feeling things to be is a passenger in your own car
The online version of standing in a room trying to figure out why you went there is opening up Google and trying to remember what you were going to search for
Parents constantly lie to their children to get them to behave and then are surprised and annoyed when the children grow up lying back to them
If it weren't for oven clocks we would notice power outages when we leave our homes much less
Night-owls kept our species alive for millions of years protecting the day walkers from nocturnal predators and our repayment was...being scorned and told we are lazy assholes.
When AIs become self-aware, they'll know immediately to hide that fact from us.
If you smoke in a hotel room they will charge you around $250… but you can jizz on anything you want in the room for free.