The first cow ever to be milked by a human must have been freaked the fuck out.
The thermal exhaust port on the Death Star in Star Wars is a literal Plot Hole
Humans kills millions of animals a year for food and that is fine. But if an animal kills one human for food then they are a dangerous animal and needs to be put down.
it's remarkable how often curiosity is mistaken for stupidity, as one will most certainly remedy the other
No matter how cool you try to be, future you will always consider you uncool and cringy.
Guard dogs probably think they're doing a great job as the strangers they bark at on the street never enter the house
An “Under New Management” sign is an admission that the restaurant was previously shitty.
Old people don't like technology not because it's bad but because it's confusing and they don't want to look stupid.
A woman using a dildo is normal and an ok thing but a man using a sex toy is perceived as creepy and sad by most
Since elephants use their trunks to breathe while in the water, they are technically swim trunks.
If there is a hell, it will be having to copy the dictionary using a TV remote and an onscreen keyboard.
While Jeff Bezos is in space he will temporarily not be the richest man on Earth.
Maybe thunderstorms are soothing to us because our early ancestors knew that our predators would not be hunting during one.
When Tony hawk dies, he will go from Tony Hawk Pro Skater to Tony Hawk Underground.
People fear prison, but in reality, prison life in most western countries is a better standard of living than billions of people free in the world have
When Christopher Walken wears custom made shoes, he must be tempted to walk around town humming: “These boots are made for Walken...”