You work all your life to get get a box to live in and a box to drive around in. Then you work more to get a bigger box to live in and a nicer box to drive. Then you die and end up in a box.
There's a specific age limit people must wait for gravesites to reach, before "graverobbing" becomes "archeology".
The first cow ever to be milked by a human must have been freaked the fuck out.
The thermal exhaust port on the Death Star in Star Wars is a literal Plot Hole
Humans kills millions of animals a year for food and that is fine. But if an animal kills one human for food then they are a dangerous animal and needs to be put down.
it's remarkable how often curiosity is mistaken for stupidity, as one will most certainly remedy the other
No matter how cool you try to be, future you will always consider you uncool and cringy.
Guard dogs probably think they're doing a great job as the strangers they bark at on the street never enter the house
An “Under New Management” sign is an admission that the restaurant was previously shitty.
Old people don't like technology not because it's bad but because it's confusing and they don't want to look stupid.
A woman using a dildo is normal and an ok thing but a man using a sex toy is perceived as creepy and sad by most
Since elephants use their trunks to breathe while in the water, they are technically swim trunks.
If there is a hell, it will be having to copy the dictionary using a TV remote and an onscreen keyboard.