Monsters Inc. could have had a reliable scream income from theme park rides.
A dog will never share his food with you, but if you don't share your food with him he'll start questioning your entire relationship.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles likely smell like sewage making them terrible ninjas
The greatest people in life are the adults who can admit they were wrong and the child was right
It is not acceptable to eat 6 cheese sticks before dinner. However if you bread them and deep fry them it’s perfectly normal.
It's getting to the point where there are so many streaming services, we almost need something like a paper that tells what is on each channel. Like a guide for the television.
Generally speaking, Zombie movies take place in a Universe where zombie movies don't exist.
Before going to sleep, 10 or 15 minutes seems like nothing. But once you have to wake up, you’d kill for those 10 or 15 minutes.
Dinosaurs may have had mating dances as intricate, elaborate, and ridiculous as modern birds
The biggest problem with flying cars would not be traffic but the constant garbage thrown by careless drivers flying above you.
Old used cars are for the poor but very old used cars are for the rich
No matter how many times we’ve woken up in our lifetime, we never seem to get used to it.
Spies in films wouldn’t do very well in real life because they’re too attractive. The ultimate field agent is plain and boring. You’ll never recognise one because they weren’t worth a second look.
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Your entire life could've been changed depending on your teachers seating chart.
Conspiracy theories are part of a conspiracy to distract the public from real conspiracies