Technically you receive a participation trophy when you get your birth certificate
If it weren’t for clocks on stoves, almost nobody would know if the power went out during the night
Having sex is the only thing in life where you'll be more respected as an amateur than you will be as a professional.
Girls wear bikinis that leave about 98% of their bodies uncovered, and yet guys tend to only look at the covered parts.
The fast and furious movie saga is the high budget version of the "and then and then and then" stories children tell.
The reason zombies sneak up and surprise people is because the humans are deaf from firing guns with no ear protection.
With the growing complexity of prosthetics and bionics, the Paralympics are gonna become way more interesting than the regular Olympics
You’ve lived through your date of death once for every year you’ve been alive. You just don’t know exactly when it is yet.
Comic-book-style superpowers exist, not for humans, but for ants. There are ants that fly, shoot acid, have super strength, are gigantic, perform acrobatic stunts, have super speed (the trap jaw), can communicate telepathically (hive mind), have super healing, and are genius engineers.
We often get told to question everything, but everyone forgets to add that, once you've questioned, you also need to listen to the answer.
Suddenly remembering that you don’t work tomorrow is 1 of the greatest joys in life.
If humans become a galactic civilization, entire planets could be protected as parks. Earth could even become a museum.
The "adult" world is mostly devoid of the wonder of children and the wisdom of elders.
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All clothing is unisex and it’s just our expectations that make them gender-based
If you live long enough you will end up loving the things you hated when you were young, like afternoon naps and being spanked
Finding grey hair is a sign of youth. Older people don't have to "find" it. It's just there.
Everyone knows if you find a genie's magic lamp, you can't wish for more wishes. However nobody mentions you can't wish for another magic lamp
No one knows the true struggle of grocery shopping until they are put on a low sodium diet.