When you pretend that you're not high, you're an actor playing the role of yourself
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The Star Wars movies probably exist in the Star Wars universes similar to how we have movies about WWI and WWII.
That one dream everyone had of going to school in their underwear was a prediction for online school.
No matter what country you're from, how you identify yourself or what you believe in, you've tried to move objects with your mind before.
Hearing something scratching above your ceiling is nowhere near as creepy as hearing something scratching below your floor.
Somewhere out there a teacher still uses the overhead projector with transparencies.
You never truly appreciate the walls until you're watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on
In the grand scheme of all numbers, the difference between 1 and 1 million is both infinitely large and incredibly small
There are enough ants on earth to destroy the human race. Yet they don't. Be grateful.
Most people only want a lot of money so they can stop thinking about money altogether
Life is the process of replacing one set of problems with another until you die
If ghosts really exist and can kill you, the first few seconds after they do will be really awkward for all involved.
There’s someone sitting in your kindergarten chair and thinks it’s their chair
If you are feeling guilty about something you did in the past, it's not so much that you are worried that you did that, it's that you are worried you are still that person in your past.
Theory: The reason men’s pants pockets are larger is so we can discreetly rearrange our twig and berries. Being able to hold more stuff is an unintended benefit.
The real “conspiracies” that are impacting people’s lives are happening in plain sight. But folks drift to the outlandish conspiracy theories because solving the real conspiracies takes work, sacrifice, commitment and they don’t fit cleanly in a predefined narrative.
"It's OK to be not OK" is usually followed by the suggestion to get help, cause it's really not OK.
Death is paradox. It makes everything meaningless while it also gives meaning to everything.
Rappers just do that thing where you replay an argument in your head to make yourself sound cooler
Basing your high-school expectations on teen films is as stupid as basing your sex expectations on porn