Gyms could have free electricity if attached electrogenerators to the treadmills

It doesn't matter how calm and relaxing the sound of your alarm is, you'll eventually end up hating it

It's pretty easy to be a billionaire if you don't specify the currency

There are people who have a few years of life left dictating the quality of life over the next 30-50 years for younger people.

Substitute or fake food is often sold as 'real' but imitation crab is honest. Imitation crab doesn't have to lie to kick it.

All the idiots that filled plastic bags/trash cans/Tupperware containers etc with gas can’t be from jersey because they don’t pump their own gas

The wizarding world in Harry Potter can multiply food as much as they want, but still choose not to end global hunger

Humans piss way more in the Ocean than fish piss in the air.

As a salesperson for sex toys, you can totally tell your customers to go fuck themselves.

Earth is a weird place where Billions of people work to make a few ungrateful narcissists very rich and keep megalomaniacs in power

Motherfucker is a gender neutral word.

"My duty is over when there's no one left to save." could be both a quote for a super hero and a villain.

Maybe Stormtroopers only miss because on an unconscious level they want someone to bring down the empire that basically enslaved them.

Expiration dates are literal spoiler alerts.

Getting angry at a person for saying “sorry” too much will only result in said behavior continuing.

The Dodo is extinct because it was flightless and delicious. The Chicken is the most populous bird in the world for the same reasons.

The most impressive gender reveal stunt possible is pulling one live human out of another live human and everyone finding out simultaneously what gender the newly emerged person is.

You can walk East or West in one direction forever, but if you were to walk North or South, you’d eventually change directions

Taco Bell is missing out on an opportunity to come out with a Chalupacabra for Halloween.

Telling someone to have a nice day is friendly. Telling someone to have a nice life is negative. There's a temporal range where the longer you wish someone well, the less friendly the wish is.

"Get your shit together" could be a good slogan for a probiotic yogurt.