Releasing a loud fart after an intense argument can completely change the dynamic of the room
No person has ever saved a life before, only delayed a person's death.
As a child, getting yelled at by an adult that is not in your family is the most traumatic experience ever.
Gyms could have free electricity if attached electrogenerators to the treadmills
It doesn't matter how calm and relaxing the sound of your alarm is, you'll eventually end up hating it
It's pretty easy to be a billionaire if you don't specify the currency
There are people who have a few years of life left dictating the quality of life over the next 30-50 years for younger people.
Substitute or fake food is often sold as 'real' but imitation crab is honest. Imitation crab doesn't have to lie to kick it.
All the idiots that filled plastic bags/trash cans/Tupperware containers etc with gas can’t be from jersey because they don’t pump their own gas
The wizarding world in Harry Potter can multiply food as much as they want, but still choose not to end global hunger
As a salesperson for sex toys, you can totally tell your customers to go fuck themselves.
Earth is a weird place where Billions of people work to make a few ungrateful narcissists very rich and keep megalomaniacs in power
"My duty is over when there's no one left to save." could be both a quote for a super hero and a villain.
Maybe Stormtroopers only miss because on an unconscious level they want someone to bring down the empire that basically enslaved them.
Getting angry at a person for saying “sorry” too much will only result in said behavior continuing.
The Dodo is extinct because it was flightless and delicious. The Chicken is the most populous bird in the world for the same reasons.