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Unless you're ridiculously well traveled, you've seen more of the moon than you have of Earth.
Quiz shows have lots of questions about celebrities and movies to make people who watch tv all day feel smart and keep watching.
like humans, fruits also have bellybuttons where they were plucked
Everyone you meet has poo in them.
Very strange how people get thrown in jail/prison for years, but are expected to act perfectly normal when hey are released.
Santa Clause is real, but everyone in the world is on the naughty list and that’s why no one actually gets gifts from Santa. Instead, we just pretend we get gifts from him to make ourselves feel better about not making the nice list.
Our lives revolve around sleep. You spend half your life sleeping, want a nice house for a place to sleep, nice pj's, and literally will go insane if you do not sleep, but people who need more sleep or enjoy sleep are considered lazy.
Inside the mind of every person that knows you is a uniquely different version of yourself
Once a Pizza Hut building always a Pizza Hut building
We get referred to as consumers more often than we do as citizens.
Releasing a loud fart after an intense argument can completely change the dynamic of the room
Glasses require your ears and your nose to do your eyes a favour.
No person has ever saved a life before, only delayed a person's death.
As a child, getting yelled at by an adult that is not in your family is the most traumatic experience ever.
Gyms could have free electricity if attached electrogenerators to the treadmills
It doesn't matter how calm and relaxing the sound of your alarm is, you'll eventually end up hating it
It's pretty easy to be a billionaire if you don't specify the currency
There are people who have a few years of life left dictating the quality of life over the next 30-50 years for younger people.
Substitute or fake food is often sold as 'real' but imitation crab is honest. Imitation crab doesn't have to lie to kick it.
All the idiots that filled plastic bags/trash cans/Tupperware containers etc with gas can’t be from jersey because they don’t pump their own gas
The wizarding world in Harry Potter can multiply food as much as they want, but still choose not to end global hunger