Many people feel more pity for fictional characters in a movie/book than they do for humans in real life
You don't become cooler with age but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way to actually be cool.
We don't actually get rid of trash, we just move it to different places.
The existence of Arianna Grande suggests there’s a 7-foot Arianna Venti somewhere.
Somewhere, someone out there has taken the biggest shit of the decade, and they aren’t even aware.
If a baby made 100 dollar every second of every day it would take that baby 63 years to match Jeff Bezos Net Worth. Jeff Bezos is only 57 years old.
It's kinda dumb that we get a 2nd set of teeth at age like 6 or 7, but not at like 40 or 50.
people selling courses on how to make money online are only making money online selling courses
Until trains were invented in 1804, every human who ever lived that experienced a speed upwards of 56 mph, was falling to their death.
Unless you're ridiculously well traveled, you've seen more of the moon than you have of Earth.
Quiz shows have lots of questions about celebrities and movies to make people who watch tv all day feel smart and keep watching.
Very strange how people get thrown in jail/prison for years, but are expected to act perfectly normal when hey are released.
Santa Clause is real, but everyone in the world is on the naughty list and that’s why no one actually gets gifts from Santa. Instead, we just pretend we get gifts from him to make ourselves feel better about not making the nice list.
Our lives revolve around sleep. You spend half your life sleeping, want a nice house for a place to sleep, nice pj's, and literally will go insane if you do not sleep, but people who need more sleep or enjoy sleep are considered lazy.
Inside the mind of every person that knows you is a uniquely different version of yourself
Releasing a loud fart after an intense argument can completely change the dynamic of the room