The hardest part about going for a run, walk, or hike is deciding when your legs are half tired.
Everyone writes to Santa before Christmas, but no one thanks him after.
Nasa can control a helicopter on mars, and yet you lose wifi when you go in the kitchen
Wars have essentially weeded out large populations of brave, selfless people.
If you sell both your kidneys, you'll never have to worry about money again
We’ve all collectively decided vanilla and chocolate are opposites of each other
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People talk about achieving World peace, but can't even work together to achieve proper vehicle merging to save everyone hours on their daily commute
If someone tells you a plot point in advance, it’s a spoiler. But if an author does it, it’s foreshadowing.
Many people feel more pity for fictional characters in a movie/book than they do for humans in real life
You don't become cooler with age but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way to actually be cool.
We don't actually get rid of trash, we just move it to different places.
The existence of Arianna Grande suggests there’s a 7-foot Arianna Venti somewhere.
Somewhere, someone out there has taken the biggest shit of the decade, and they aren’t even aware.
If a baby made 100 dollar every second of every day it would take that baby 63 years to match Jeff Bezos Net Worth. Jeff Bezos is only 57 years old.
It's kinda dumb that we get a 2nd set of teeth at age like 6 or 7, but not at like 40 or 50.
people selling courses on how to make money online are only making money online selling courses
Until trains were invented in 1804, every human who ever lived that experienced a speed upwards of 56 mph, was falling to their death.
Unless you're ridiculously well traveled, you've seen more of the moon than you have of Earth.
Quiz shows have lots of questions about celebrities and movies to make people who watch tv all day feel smart and keep watching.