It’s crazy that the voice inside your head can rather make you the most confident person you’ll ever be, or it could rather make you the weakest you’ll ever be.

There must be millions of people who had a talent they could've been a pro at and never discovered it, and therefore missed out on potentially millions of dollars

Being an adult is realizing you don't actually have to wash your dishes. You can just throw them away and buy new ones. No one can stop you.

The main lesson from "The Tortoise and The Hare" shouldn't be "slow and steady wins the race" but "being an arrogant asshole loses the race". No matter how steady the tortoise was, he would have lost if the hare had given it some real effort.

People suffering from anxiety are literally just too aware they’re alive

Walking behind someone can be really irritating as you either have to speed up to pass them, or match their pace so as not to freak them out

There are sea animals that do not know about the existence of land.

Two richest man in the world getting divorced solidifies money can’t buy love.

Straight porn is a crossover between lesbian porn and gay porn.

The hardest part about going for a run, walk, or hike is deciding when your legs are half tired.

Everyone writes to Santa before Christmas, but no one thanks him after.

Nasa can control a helicopter on mars, and yet you lose wifi when you go in the kitchen

Wars have essentially weeded out large populations of brave, selfless people.

If you sell both your kidneys, you'll never have to worry about money again

We’ve all collectively decided vanilla and chocolate are opposites of each other

People talk about achieving World peace, but can't even work together to achieve proper vehicle merging to save everyone hours on their daily commute

It’s ironic that snowflakes brought Texas to its knees.

If someone tells you a plot point in advance, it’s a spoiler. But if an author does it, it’s foreshadowing.

Many people feel more pity for fictional characters in a movie/book than they do for humans in real life

You don't become cooler with age but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way to actually be cool.

We don't actually get rid of trash, we just move it to different places.