Just add fur to all the creatures that do not have it and take the fur away from those that do to create a literal nightmare.
There is a 100% chance Guy Fieri referenced Flavortown when going down on a girl
There are probably people thinking they adopted a stray cat, while the actual owners are anxiously waiting for their pet's return
It's free to contact three satellites at the speed of light 13000 miles in the sky to know your position down to a few feet but it costs 7$ for a convenience fee to pay a parking ticket online.
James Bond is always doing amazing feats in tailored suits. It’s amazing to think of what he’d be able to accomplish is athletic wear designed for the specific extreme activity he was involved in.
Your password has probably locked you out more times then it has locked other people out
Vagina is a Latin word that translates to “scabbard” or “sheath” like for a sword. A sheath for a sword. A vagina is a sheath for a sword. Do with that what you will.
It’s crazy that the voice inside your head can rather make you the most confident person you’ll ever be, or it could rather make you the weakest you’ll ever be.
There must be millions of people who had a talent they could've been a pro at and never discovered it, and therefore missed out on potentially millions of dollars
Being an adult is realizing you don't actually have to wash your dishes. You can just throw them away and buy new ones. No one can stop you.
The main lesson from "The Tortoise and The Hare" shouldn't be "slow and steady wins the race" but "being an arrogant asshole loses the race". No matter how steady the tortoise was, he would have lost if the hare had given it some real effort.
People suffering from anxiety are literally just too aware they’re alive
Walking behind someone can be really irritating as you either have to speed up to pass them, or match their pace so as not to freak them out
Two richest man in the world getting divorced solidifies money can’t buy love.
The hardest part about going for a run, walk, or hike is deciding when your legs are half tired.
Everyone writes to Santa before Christmas, but no one thanks him after.
Nasa can control a helicopter on mars, and yet you lose wifi when you go in the kitchen