You are half your mother’s age when you reach the age she was at your birth
Schools have a problem when the students care more about grades then actually learning.
‘Stop’ and ‘end’ can usually be used interchangeably, but ending someone is a bit more extreme than stopping them.
If your profession has an appreciation week, you are severely underpaid for the work you do!
Bacon smells at least twice as good when it is someone else cooking it.
If Pinocchio were real, he would likely be stolen and used as an infinite source of free wood.
Being the last person to comment on something is actually a lot harder than being first.
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People will swim in the ocean, even though there are definitely many corpses in it. People will not swim in a pool with a corpse in it. Humans all have a corpse:water ratio that is acceptable for them to swim in.
Orange feels more in between yellow and red than green feels in between yellow and blue
Just add fur to all the creatures that do not have it and take the fur away from those that do to create a literal nightmare.
There is a 100% chance Guy Fieri referenced Flavortown when going down on a girl
There are probably people thinking they adopted a stray cat, while the actual owners are anxiously waiting for their pet's return
It's free to contact three satellites at the speed of light 13000 miles in the sky to know your position down to a few feet but it costs 7$ for a convenience fee to pay a parking ticket online.
James Bond is always doing amazing feats in tailored suits. It’s amazing to think of what he’d be able to accomplish is athletic wear designed for the specific extreme activity he was involved in.
Your password has probably locked you out more times then it has locked other people out
Vagina is a Latin word that translates to “scabbard” or “sheath” like for a sword. A sheath for a sword. A vagina is a sheath for a sword. Do with that what you will.
It’s crazy that the voice inside your head can rather make you the most confident person you’ll ever be, or it could rather make you the weakest you’ll ever be.
There must be millions of people who had a talent they could've been a pro at and never discovered it, and therefore missed out on potentially millions of dollars
Being an adult is realizing you don't actually have to wash your dishes. You can just throw them away and buy new ones. No one can stop you.