Wild wolves eventually turning into mans' best friend is the largest known case of Stockholme Syndrome humans know about.
Fun fact : You can remember that you forgot something but you can't remember what you forgot
Getting chewed out and getting eaten out result in very different outcomes.
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
No one warned you how often you'd be saying "righty tighty, lefty loosey." In your head as an adult.
TV commercials that advertise TVs and show the screen clarity are only as clear as the TVs they are advertised on.
The common white supremacist physique is a terrible argument for white supremacy
Those in power won't stop reminding you that you are free. If you were, no one would need to remind you of it.
There is likely many hours worth of security footage out there of yourself that you'll never see
Some magicians could actually be using real magic and just pretending that they are pretending
We are more worried about the rise of artificial intelligence than the decrease of real intelligence
You are half your motherβs age when you reach the age she was at your birth
Schools have a problem when the students care more about grades then actually learning.
βStopβ and βendβ can usually be used interchangeably, but ending someone is a bit more extreme than stopping them.
If your profession has an appreciation week, you are severely underpaid for the work you do!
Bacon smells at least twice as good when it is someone else cooking it.
If Pinocchio were real, he would likely be stolen and used as an infinite source of free wood.
Being the last person to comment on something is actually a lot harder than being first.
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People will swim in the ocean, even though there are definitely many corpses in it. People will not swim in a pool with a corpse in it. Humans all have a corpse:water ratio that is acceptable for them to swim in.