The amount of ideas/ things you wanted to do that you forgot about in your lifetime would've probably changed your life had you not forgotten them.

Since tricks came before books, the oldest trick probably isn’t in a book.

You know the worlds messed up when you have to wonder why someone is being nice to you

Treating waiters with decency and kindness isn't about being raised right. It's about not being massive dick.

Wild wolves eventually turning into mans' best friend is the largest known case of Stockholme Syndrome humans know about.

Fun fact : You can remember that you forgot something but you can't remember what you forgot

Getting chewed out and getting eaten out result in very different outcomes.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

Tapes had side A and B so it makes sense that CD replaced them

No one warned you how often you'd be saying "righty tighty, lefty loosey." In your head as an adult.

TV commercials that advertise TVs and show the screen clarity are only as clear as the TVs they are advertised on.

The common white supremacist physique is a terrible argument for white supremacy

Those in power won't stop reminding you that you are free. If you were, no one would need to remind you of it.

There is likely many hours worth of security footage out there of yourself that you'll never see

Some magicians could actually be using real magic and just pretending that they are pretending

If he ever stops being weird, he can just become Norm-Al Yankovic.

We are more worried about the rise of artificial intelligence than the decrease of real intelligence

You are half your mother’s age when you reach the age she was at your birth

Schools have a problem when the students care more about grades then actually learning.

‘Stop’ and ‘end’ can usually be used interchangeably, but ending someone is a bit more extreme than stopping them.

If your profession has an appreciation week, you are severely underpaid for the work you do!