Getting McDonald's as a kid felt like a win, getting McDonald's as an adult feels like a loss
Santa Claus knows exactly where all the evil people are in the world, but doesn't do anything about it.
The end goal of being responsible with money is to have the privilege of being irresponsible with money.
To be “seeing someone” is much more socially acceptable than “watching” them
With how available free porn is, it's surprising that people can do so well on OnlyFans.
Someday your room will belong to someone else, and they won't have any idea about all the memories you've spent in there.
Perfume and food both smell good, yet you still don't feel like drinking the perfume, because they smell good in two very different ways.
The amount of ideas/ things you wanted to do that you forgot about in your lifetime would've probably changed your life had you not forgotten them.
Since tricks came before books, the oldest trick probably isn’t in a book.
You know the worlds messed up when you have to wonder why someone is being nice to you
Treating waiters with decency and kindness isn't about being raised right. It's about not being massive dick.
Wild wolves eventually turning into mans' best friend is the largest known case of Stockholme Syndrome humans know about.
Fun fact : You can remember that you forgot something but you can't remember what you forgot
Getting chewed out and getting eaten out result in very different outcomes.
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
No one warned you how often you'd be saying "righty tighty, lefty loosey." In your head as an adult.
TV commercials that advertise TVs and show the screen clarity are only as clear as the TVs they are advertised on.
The common white supremacist physique is a terrible argument for white supremacy
Those in power won't stop reminding you that you are free. If you were, no one would need to remind you of it.