Billionaires who use earth’s resources all suddenly being very interested in space travel is a much darker indication of how much is left on earth than we give credit to
Seeing all these people happily paying full price to eat under a rented tent in a filthy parking lot must have restaurants wondering why they spend so much money on fancy decor.
Before the creation of audio recordings, people probably didn’t know their voice sounded different than it did in their head.
An expert botanist says the reason indoor plants always die is either because they receive too much water or not enough water, which is probably the least helpful but most accurate piece of expert information one could get.
The only way to truly win at Monopoly is to agree not to play in the first place.
The pain of cooking bacon while topless has been experienced by far more men than women.
The only thing more revealing than someone’s browser history... is no browser history at all
If you're ever attacked by a bigfoot all you need to do is pull out a camera.
Being a child is wishing you could eat the whole tub of ice cream. Being an adult is wishing you didn't eat the whole tub of ice cream.
Nightmares are our brains making up stories and then getting scared of its own made up story
If we knew what happens to us after we die there would either be way less or way more suicides.
Cassette tapes had a side A and side B. It makes a lot of sense that the next way to store music was a CD.
With the increased popularity of wireless earbuds, sharing earbuds has become much more inefficient as a flirting tactic
A hot fart truly transcends the bounds of the human senses. We can feel whether or not something is going to smell bad.
It feels better to do nothing all day if you explicitly make that your goal